thumpathumpa:

Handle it, kiss it, jerk it off; just don’t fall in love with it.

1 million, you say?

‘I really don’t think they should let the other sort in, do you? They’re just not the same, they’ve never been brought up to know our ways. Some of them have never even heard of Hogwarts until they get the letter, imagine. I think they should keep it in the old wizarding families. What’s your USERNAME, anyway?’

lordvoldie:

houseofkloo:

i made this today because i was am bored. 

this is fugging awesomeeeee.

School.

teewynn:

Walking to school:



Morning lessons:


Break with friends:


Realizing we had homework:


Guessing the answer to a question and getting it right:


Lunch:


Hearing a secret about someone:


Overhear someone bitching about me:


Last lesson:


Getting home:

(Source: marthajay, via neatfreak47)

How to explain sexuality to kids using pens

LOL I threw mine into the wall when I was a kid and freaked out when it broke into tiny pieces. 
ilovecharts:

whoa

brilliant
voldemortoutbitches:

srsly, you guise.
you guise.
srsly.
medvedovsky:

laurenradice
ahaha lol